Not quite boring




If you have a moment, step outside (no seriously).

This only works if you're kinda far from human traffic noises, but give it a shot if you're in a city.

Step 1: Go outside.
Step 2: Curse my name for telling you to do so.
Step 3: Listen.

Hear that? It's the sound of the ice on the trees cracking in the breeze. (wow, we're rhyming now.)

Listening to the snap, crackle, and pops is kinda strange, it's not one of those things you're used to hearing. Which is why it's all the more fun to just stand there and share in nature's music.

Now, proceed to the next step.


Step 4: Shout "damn it's cold" and stumble back inside.
Step 5: Find out you accidently locked yourself out, forcing yourself to walk around to find an open door.
Step 6: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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boylan  ¶ 5:07 PM